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Lock eyes from across the room (橫跨房間交錯視線)
down my drink while the rhythms boom (我在節奏轟鳴中放下酒杯)
take your hand and skip the names (牽起妳的手交換姓名)
no need here for the silly games (沒必要玩愚蠢的遊戲)
make our way through the smoke and crowd (我們穿過煙霧瀰漫的人群)
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud (我乘著妳的雲朵在舞廳的天空上)
move in close as the lasers fly (親密接觸雷射飛舞)
our bodies touch and the angels cry (肢體交錯天使慟哭)
leave this place go back to yours (離開這裡前往妳家)
our lips first touch outside your doors (在家門口彼此熱吻)
a whole night what we’ve got in store (享受剩餘今宵)
whisper in my ear that you want some more (妳耳語道"想要更多")
and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS (然後我 就‧射‧了)
This really never happens you can take my word (我向妳保證我從來沒這樣過)
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd (我不會道歉，那樣很蠢)
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance (都是妳性感舞姿的錯)
and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS (然後我 就‧射‧了)
don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut (別跟妳朋友講，不然我會宣揚妳很賤)
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt (而且都是妳亂摸我屁股害的)
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus (我很敏感，有人說這是優點)
Now I’ll go home and change (我要回家換衣服了)
I need a few things from the grocery (我去買些東西)
do things alone now mostly (只想一個人獨處)
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love (心碎的我不想尋歡)
surprised in my eyes when I looked above (我驚訝地往前看)
the check out counter and I saw a face (看到結帳台前有張面孔)
My heart stood still so did time and space (我的心跳與時空猛然停止)
Never felt that I could feel real again (沒想到感覺突然變得如此真實)
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend (看著她的雙眼告訴我需要個伴)
She turned to me that’s when she said it (她轉頭盯著我的臉)
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?” (開口"現金還是信用卡")
And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS (然後我 就‧射‧了)
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me (這很正常，我很正常)
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3 (但是我需要去第三排架子後面清理一下)
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I (現在我表現得如此尷尬，因為)
JIZZED IN MY PANTS (我‧射‧了)
To be fair you were flirting a lot (講老實話是妳剛剛在調情不斷)
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot (而且妳胸前打包的兩顆讓我興奮又困擾)
please stop acting like you’re not impressed (別再表現出妳的唾棄)
One more thing, I’m gonna play by check (對了，我要用支票)
Last week - I saw a film (上個禮拜我看電影)
As I recall it was a horror film (記憶中應該是個恐怖片)
Walked outside into the rain (我走出戲院走入雨中)
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I (打開電話剛好妳打來，然後我)
JIZZED IN MY PANTS (就‧射‧了)
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash (紅燈閃爍飆車上街)
need to get away need to make a dash (想靠速度逃避自己)
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I (耳邊響起一首回憶起妳我的歌，然後我)
JIZZ IN MY PANTS (就‧射‧了)
The next day my alarm goes off and I (隔天我的鬧鐘響，然後我)
JIZZ IN MY PANTS (就‧射‧了)
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I (打開窗戶颳起涼風，然後我)
JIZZ IN MY PANTS (就‧射‧了)
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I (布魯斯威利在靈異第六感最後面死了，然後我)
JIZZED IN MY PANTS (就‧射‧了)
I just ate a grape and I (我咬了一口葡萄，然後我)
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS (就‧射‧了)
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS[Ok] (然後我 就‧射‧了[好吧])
Ok seriously you guys can we…ok… (好了好了，給我認真一點)
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME (每次妳站在我旁邊我就射了)
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME (每次妳牽我的手就像和我上床)
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY (妳說我很幼稚我說這叫激情)
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY (我時時刻刻都戴著保險套以防萬一)
Cuz I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS (因為我‧射‧了)
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) [我射了，我射了，我射了，我射了]
yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS (是的，我‧射‧了)
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) [我射了]
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我看了好幾遍，也不爭氣的笑了好幾遍...。
我把他轉成MP3檔放進iPod裡面，我把這首歌放進我的手機裡面。
心情不好、踩到狗屎、沒有靈感的時候，我就把他拿出來聽一聽，頓時，
將會感到豁然開朗，渾身都抖擻了起來。這就是Jizz的魔力！
不要說他低級，凡事看你怎麼看，你用一顆低級的心來看這首歌，自然的
這首歌就會變得低級。
Conversely,
If you used a more academic aspect to realize this song,
it would be more wonderful！
專注在表情，專注在每個場景。
無論是鬧鈴聲響起、微風從窗外吹入、咬了一口葡萄、布魯斯威利在靈異第六感中死亡
都是完美的詮釋。
Enjoy it !
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IELTS Level 3 had ended tonight...
Humor Stephen,Useful course
I'm slightly sad because it is a fantastic experience in UKEAS.
By the way mother fu*king Speaking and Listening!
Goodbye my partner,and see you in UK.
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時間已經漸漸接近了年底，也就是，學生生涯快要劃上一個句號了。
Shit！怎麼這麼感傷？
小時候都很希望自己能夠長大脫離爸媽的掌控，但是不能脫離爸媽的錢。
來到大學之後，就像脫韁的野馬，台灣的種馬一般，貪婪的玩著。記得，是「貪婪」
玩到大學都快玩完了，我才驚覺，我已經21歲了。
隨著生技之夜，看到滿坑滿谷不認識的學弟妹，才發現...
原來學妹...。啊！！不是啦！我在搞什麼！？
才發現，真的是感慨，當年的洗刷刷、當年在台上主持、學忌諱當評審，都已經悄悄走了。
今天很榮幸的，我又被抽到系所評鑑的訪談學生之一。靠！柯姐，好歹發些車馬費吧！
我千里迢迢的從10樓走到9樓做評鑑，沒辛勞也有苦勞吧！
評審委員叫做『黃基礎』，我記得很清楚，YO!（有押韻）
他問我當初為什麼會想進來唸？
我說，因為我們有個教授說
「我們系上籃球隊好像都沒有高的吼？沒有中鋒也不是辦法，不然就錄取他吧！」
於是乎，我就這樣進來了。
講到辛酸處我還啜泣了幾聲...，謝謝爸媽把我聲這麼高，我才可已有大學唸。
說著說著，雖然平常對系上狂譙，但是到了這個面子的重要關頭，
怎能輸呢！我還是說我很肯定這個系，很有心想將大家塑造成頂尖的研究人才！
在此刻，我心中浮現，怎麼能給台大的人瞧不起呢！？
雖然分數輸了，但志氣不能輸啊！！！
柯姐！不知道你有沒有來我的部落格看，如果有看到。 請聯絡我。
我接受任何方式的鼓勵，自己好好想想吧！
啊！我的鼻子都是鼻涕，好不蘇胡
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